Who is John Dingus
Local legend holds that John Dingus once out-drank a touring rugby squad, a wedding party, and a man who claimed to be immortal, all in the same evening, without once leaving his stool at Fibbers.
The story changes depending on who's telling it. In some versions he arm-wrestled a barman for the last pint in the county. In others, he simply asked nicely. Either way, Guinness levels in the region dropped noticeably, and have never fully recovered.
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